Kids favourite He-Man has been implicated as a high level steroids abuser.
In a statement released by the police, four million gallons of steroids plus double that amount of needles were found at his residence on Eternia. He-Man has been taken into custody.
He-Man himself had nothing to say, but his lawyer has issued this statement:
“He-Man wishes to distance himself from these accusations but would like to say that it was probably Skeletor who did it, the, and I quote ‘Skull-Faced bastard’. Thankyou.”
i once windmilled the club and smacked pete in the face!...
[...] Randomlinkage was posted on April 3rd 2005 and tackled the tough topic of drugs abuse. And He-Man. Here it is. trench chips in: Mr Penge got us off to such a great start with the phrase “skull-faced [...]