Calamities! The site is currently down for maintenance, but never fear, Messrs trench & penge are hard at work behind the scenes restoring normal service. In the meantime, perhaps a cup of tea?
(trench: Do you think they bought it?
penge: Of course. The naive fools will have no idea we're feverishly blowing the sites advertising money on tequila and replica Elder Scrolls weapons.
penge: Yes, adverts. For moolah, cash. We're not paying for the site ourselves for goodness sake!
trench: Well, it's funny you should say that. It's just that I never really got around to any of that.
trench: You're angry about this aren't you?
penge: Pass the tequila.
trench: Yeah, there's none of that either. But it's okay, we have this Freddo to share whilst we work.
penge: Bagsy his grinning face.)
trench: He's a +2 amphibian of confectionery!
penge: Shut it and get coding.