Breaking News of the Fruit Based Persuasion

Current Affairs | Insanity | Science / Technology | penge @ 20:14, July 20th, 2010.

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this breaking news story, live from the Randomlinkage newsroom.
Mega Super Ultra Corporation Apple, famed for making the iPod, the iPhone and the iPad, all of which are manufactured from inexplicably extortionate iWhitePlastic, have just announced that they have successfully trademarked and copyrighted and patented any and all [...]