Family Packs of things are relatively common these days. You know what I mean by Family Packs; they’re generally big collections of things that can also be purchased in the singular.
A quick walk round the local Tesco (other supermarkets are available) revealed there to be family packs of Coca Cola cans, Cadbury Twirls, Haribo, Monster Munch and [...]

This week, I discovered something very important about myself, something so important that I thought I’d share it with you all.
I don’t like aubergines much.
Take that news with you and feel empowered, feel stronger, and feel less inclined to offer me aubergines, food made with aubergines or any other aubergine-based product.
I do like courgettes though.

Oh Ferrari. Ferrari Ferrari Ferrari. I mean the Ferrari F1 team of course, not an actual Ferrari road car.
Look here you Italian gimps. In the recent German Grand Prix, you cheated a bit. No, you cheated a lot. You gave some orders that made one of your drivers surrender the lead to the driver in [...]

It’s a well known fact that LEGO is one of the best things ever invented in the whole sphere of existence across every single plane of reality. Get LEGO bricks and build a car, a plane, a hotel, a killer robot, a fish, whatever you like. Incredible.
Then LEGO made the bold leap into the world [...]

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this breaking news story, live from the Randomlinkage newsroom.
Mega Super Ultra Corporation Apple, famed for making the iPod, the iPhone and the iPad, all of which are manufactured from inexplicably extortionate iWhitePlastic, have just announced that they have successfully trademarked and copyrighted and patented any and all [...]

We’re going to have a bit of a ‘first’ here on Randomlinkage today. Though it pains me to do it, I am going to put the power of choice into the hands of you, our delightfully tasteful and excellent readers.
I have lovingly crafted two posts regarding some Mysterious Messages (yes, they deserve capitalisation, such is [...]

Earlier in the year, someone kept leaving Mysterious Messages on yellow Post-Its on my desk at work. Here’s the first one…

My workplace is, I’ll be honest, pretty ordinary. I’m not about to tell you exactly what I do for a living because that would be daft but believe me when I say that I am not a fighter pilot, a motor racing driver or a brothel madam. I do something relatively calm and pleasant, surrounded by [...]

The other day, I was going about my normal daily duties when my phone buzzed around a bit. I checked it and was informed that I had received one of them there ‘text messages’. I unlocked my phone and saw that this message of the textual format was from my lovely wife, The Feisty Kim.
“Well [...]

The below clip has been rated as having an awesomeness level of twelve-billion to the power of twenty-six billion squared. Plus seven. Plus jelly. Green jelly, obviously.

Why this series isn’t out on DVD I don’t know, but it should be. Come on BBC, sort it out. If you don’t know what it is, it’s Fist [...]

T-shirts with cunning slogans or amusing pictures on them are a common sight these days but whoever invented this t-shirt design here is obviously catering for the niche “I want to die but don’t want to commit suicide so I’ll let some other people do it for me” market.
A shame really, because the little fella [...]