I thought of an amazing joke the other day but the Feisty Kim said it was dreadful and one of the worst crimes against comedy she’d ever heard. I of course think she is wrong so I am going to share my joke with you now to let you make up your own minds… drumroll [...]

I did consider making a new category for this video to go into called “So immensely awesome you’ll probably explode and die” but I thought it might scare people away.
So just watch the video below and try not to explode and die from it’s sheer awesomenessnessness.

If you have just exploded and died from watching the [...]

In my older years, I am finding myself demonstrating anger and annoyance at a greater number of things. I’m sure it’s a very logical equation, the number of things that irritate you is somehow directly proportionate to the number of years of your age or something.
One thing that stands out from the myriad of trivial annoyances [...]

Aah summer. The sun is out, the wasps are out, the nation’s skin is burning into that lovely scorched red colour and hundreds of people are being poisoned by undercooked barbeque sausages. Got to love summertime.
Alas, my summers are being degraded a little by a most unlikely source, someone who should bring joy unto the [...]

First things first, I can’t take any credit for the link below, it was spotted and drawn to my attention by none other than my wife and communism-conquering do-gooder The Feisty Kim.
I’ll cut to the chase… a lady in Surrey purchased some tasty, delicious jelly-based sweets to snack upon. Well done her, we like jelly-based sweets here [...]

It’s not long now until deranged maniac The Finnhed, Randomlinkage commentor and all round mental, jumps out of a plane for charity. Genuinely, I don’t think I could actually do it. I wouldn’t even be able to go up in the plane if I knew that I had to jump out of it, my brain [...]

Recently, myself and The Feisty Kim were outdoors, out in the open world, walking towards our car. All was well, everything was fine, but then I heard a noise, a sort of low, bassy, rumbling sort of noise. As we walked it got a bit louder and my eyes were soon drawn upwards, upwards to [...]

I’m not bothered about the whole economy collapsing around our fragile human faces. I have no interest in the terrible shadow of terrorism that hangs over the world. I do not care that Britain has a hung government that will cause a rift in our political system.
None of this is of any interest to me [...]

I woke up today singing the theme tune to the mid 1980’s hit cartoon series Alvin the the Chipmunks. I don’t know why.
I haven’t been able to get it out of my head all day.
Please, someone, help me.
My only solace is that if you know the tune to Alvin and the Chipmunks, or if you’ve [...]

Before anyone even has a crude thought, I said ELECTION position. ELECTION. I know what some of you are like, Dodd and Geekboy, so stop sniggering at the back of the class. This is deep, intelligent, grown up stuff, which requires mature thought and considered opinions.
So, with the election creeping up on us like a [...]