Whilst out and indeed about in Northampton recently, I heard a parent say the following to their child who was waiting to cross the road and had their feet on the road itself, rather than the pavement:
Jake, if you don’t step back I will smack your… whole head!
Not just some of his head, not a [...]

There are many questions flying around the whole country at the moment, such as “Who will win the election?”, “Which team will win the Premiership title?” and “How exactly do you pronounce the name of that Icelandic volcano?”, but obviously the biggest topic of conversation around these fair shores was regarding how the mini-sitcom “Pints” [...]

There is absolutely no way that The Feisty Kim, my dear wife and vigilante fighter of crime, would leave a cryptic and childish message in the image below. Absolutely no way at all.

It’s all excitement and anticipation here at Randomlinkage Towers as we anxiously await the first live performance of “Pints”, my very own insane sitcom creation, on a real stage performed by actors with real, genuine acting qualifications.
To keep you up to date with sitcom shenaniganery, there has been one rehearsal today (Thursday 22nd April) and [...]

In a moment of what must have been extreme boredom the other day, I thought I’d spend a few seconds looking at the paltry list of people who are subscribed to the site in order to post comments. It’s a shame that we have to force you lovely users to sign up, but if we [...]

You obviously have to be made of fairly stern stuff to be an F1 driver, flinging yourself round corners at silly speeds and putting yourself in danger, but Sebastien Buemi today demonstrated a crazy level of nonchalence after a pretty spectacular crash.
Good old Seb Buem was driving along at a pretty nippy 190mph or so [...]

Aah, Northampton. A sleepy town in the heart of England. Famous for shoes, the Saints rugby club and that big tall concrete tower that people believe is a ‘lift testing tower’ but it’s very obviously an alien transmitter beacon. It doesn’t sound overly exciting, does it?
But halt your crazy thoughts there, because Northampton has some [...]

I know it’s been a bit quiet over the past week and for this I am terribly, dreadfully, awfully apologetic.
Thing is, I was going to post something pretty epic tonight, an amazing sequence of words that would make you look at yourself, make those changes you were fearful of making and turn you into an [...]

You’ll notice that the categories for this post include INSANITY and BODILY HARM. Plus the post title has the word MADNESS in it. Insanity, bodily harm and madness? What exactly is going on?
The Finnhed, that most curious and deranged of individuals, and occasional poster here on your beloved Randomlinkage, is jumping out of an aeroplane. An airborne aeroplane. One [...]

Once again it’s time for me to plonk my old-man hat firmly onto my head and bemoan a modern piece of music. I could have used phrases such as “It’s not like it was in my day”, “Ooh what a racket!” or “Well there’s just no tune”, but today I’m going to be brief, direct [...]