If you are partaking of a refreshing shower, is it dangerous to wash your bum with shower-gel that claims to be ‘Muscle Relaxing’?
Think upon this. Remember, your conclusions are yours alone.

Whilst demonstrating the web browsing feature on the Wii, the Feisty Kim and I visited youtube to partake in some video watching goodness. After laughing at a few comedy bits and bobs, I suggested that Kim pick any music video she wanted to watch, any at all, and we could watch it. Youtube has almost [...]

Please consider custard creams and the properties thereof.
Advantages.
They are delicious.
Disadvantages.
Running out and having to go to the shop to buy another packet.
Thank you for reading. Bye now.

It’s the news that all gamers/lazy people/fat bloaters (often all 3 are combined) wanted to hear :
It’s official. Wii use can cause weight loss.
Disregard all the other reports, which were clearly all lies, this one has “It’s official.” at the start of it. So excuse me, I’ve no time for any more of this idle [...]

Eric Nerhus is a lucky, lucky man. I say this for one single reason…
The fact that he got HALF EATEN by a Great White Shark and survived with only a few cuts, grazes and bruises.
Seriously, this guy was attacked by a shark. A massive, enormous, terrifying shark. Which tried to eat him. To quote, “His [...]

I am a baked bean snob. Never shall I be seen with an ‘own brand’ tin of baked beans on my shelves, I would never lower myself to such levels. No, for years it was Heinz all the way, lovely Heinz baked beans in their lovely blue-green tins. But then, in the spring of 2006, a [...]

Like most men, I like to read something whilst I am sat upon the toilet at home. It helps me to relax and, therefore, makes the whole process smoother and decreases the amount of straining required.
I never used to have a specific text to peruse whilst on the throne, I’d just grab a computing magazine, a newspaper, a [...]

I’d like to think that the readership of this website are intelligent, enlightened folk, capable of thinking their way around problems. With that in mind, please consider this…
When I get my hair cut, it is done by the same lady. This lady remembers what I do for a living, where I work, where the Feisty [...]

In a news article of astounding insignificance, the BBC reports that a girl was sent a school report from a school she has never attended. At first her parents found it amusing but then they were ’shocked’, so shocked that they contacted the local media.
The conclusion to this thrilling tale? It was blamed on “an [...]

Numerous laughs await you at… SOMETHING AWFUL’S CAREER-SUMMING MOVIE POSTERS.
Inspired stuff including, but not limited to:

Harrison Ford as ANGRY MAN IN A SUIT
Sean Bean is BRITISH BAD GUY
Danny Trejo is THAT MEXICAN HENCHMAN TOUGH GUY

And last but certainly not least:

Bruce Campbell is TOTALLY BADASS, BRIEFLY SEEN OR CANCELLED.

As a human being who is alive, there are certain things that one cannot easily control. The inevitable urge to breathe, the pumping of blood around the body, the bizarrely twisted crazy thoughts given to you by the potato people and, of course, the desire to have a whizz. Do a wee. Urinate. Pee, piss, [...]

It was news to me, but the world has a ‘Doomsday Clock’, which is a clock that armageddon-fearing doom-loving scientists use to measure just how close the end of the world is. As it stands, the clock is currently at 7 minutes to midnight, midnight being atomisation time.
Unfortunately for humanity, Reuters are reporting that the [...]

Note to self : Upon seeing a large JCB digger outside work, my first thought should not have been “Wouldn’t it be great to steal that and go on a rampage?”
Punishment to self : 10 lashes or 60 minutes of watching Coronation Street. I opted for the lashes.

At work, when I book time off, I complete a form. The form logs how much time off I am taking, the dates, how much is remaining and suchlike. However, it also asks me for a reason why I am having the time off.
Nadgers to that. It’s my time off, why do I need to [...]

The message is simple. There is a book called The World of Karl Pilkington. READ THIS BOOK. Look, here’s a link for you, go on, order it now. I implore you.
This book is very funny. Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant, of The Office and Extras fame, had a podcast. On the podcast they were joined [...]