There is absolutely no way that The Feisty Kim, my dear wife and vigilante fighter of crime, would leave a cryptic and childish message in the image below. Absolutely no way at all.

On my route to work, I walk past a glove that’s been dropped in the road and forgotten about. Thing is, I don’t think it’s very happy about being abandoned in such a way…

How rude.

Before we continue with this, I want to stress that when I say the filthy, dirty side of computers, I do mean proper filth and dirt, like dust and cobwebs and grime and suchlike. If you’re after the other type of dirt and filth I recommend you speak to Mr Trench, he’s the resident expert there. [...]

This awesome piece of web-linkage has somehow gone undetected by myself for a full year and a half, but finally I have been able to nibble at, taste and digest it’s majesty.
Click here to observe, and laugh at, TeamTeabag’s ‘review’ of Sri Nam’s best selling pamphlet ‘New Traffic Signal’, a sort of Highway Code for [...]

A quick observation. If you’ve ever seen the excellent TV show The Mentalist, you’ll know that there is a character called Rigsby. He is a brave, courageous yet delicate Special Agent.
As owner of a television set, you may have also seen the TV show American Dad!, which is a cartoon series about Stan, a patriotic [...]

When Mr Trench and I aren’t drinking fine wines, smoking expensive cigars, eating exquisite sweetmeats or beating the staff with our canes, we often while away our evenings with a little bit of crochet.
Between us we’ve made a few lovely hats, several delightful sweaters and even a charming crochet posing pouch, complete with googly eyes [...]

Just a quick post to thank the now deceased Shih Kien, not only for being such an awesome villain in Enter the Dragon but also for providing possibly the best photo for a BBC article about someone passing away, ever.

Hi-de-hi readers. Apologies for the lack of posts recently. The technical gremlins have been swept away from the computronics laboratory here at Randomlinkage Towers and our normal, fair-to-poor service can resume.
You may recall that whilst in the America-Land, on my wedding day no less, I went on a ride called the Big Shot. The Big [...]

This is a call for assistance! Someone please help me before I go mad. I have a dead rabbit based query and I would like answers from you, our glorious reading public.
For my birthday in December I received ‘The Bumper Book of Bunny Suicides’. Most of you will know what this is, but for those [...]

During my glorious years as a student, we were forced at gunpoint to do a ‘year in industry’. This meant actually working for a year, for a proper company, doing proper work. No staggering in at noon, no slumming about in the Student Union because we were ‘a bit tired’ and no copying other people’s [...]

In your school days, exams were either a source of extreme terror or extreme tedium. I always tried my best and did what I could, but it seems that the youth of today have different ideas. They’re converting their pent up hormonal attitudes from angry teenage angst into comedy exam answers, via their wit or their [...]

Everyone loves aliens, our extra-terrestrial friends from other worlds. Be they gentle, kind aliens, who wish to learn about our ways and customs, or violent, murderous aliens, who want to vapourise us or make hats out of our bladders, we all think know many different aliens, but let’s put our alien knowledge to the test.
See below [...]

It’s Halloween today, so you might be going trick or treating. Personally I fail to see the point of wandering around freezing cold streets dressed as a feeble vampire who’s hit hard times and is dressing in a £3 outfit from Tesco, or a zombie who’s thrown off his shambling gait and replaced his desire [...]

“To have one cake is better than having no cake at all.” – Penge, 2008.
Everyone loves a tasty bit of cake. If you know someone who doesn’t like cake then I highly recommend cutting off all ties to them and even employing the services of a hitman to kill them off for the good of [...]

Do you like cats? If so then you’re a normal person who enjoys taking care of your feline dependents. You like the way they meow and purr. How lovely.
Do you like Adolf Hitler? If you do then it’s likely you’re a bit of a mentalist. You’re probably a frustrated painter who can’t grow a proper [...]